LIS-3353 - Math and Instructions

Some big ideas

..YMMV

BIG IDEAS - Influencers!

(no, not that kind)

• Economics
• Law
• Etiquette
• Psychology
• CODE/TECHNOLOGY

HUGE CONCEPT #1

All computers do is “numbers”

• you put numbers into them
• it messes with the numbers
• it gives you some numbers back

(but, you can store anything in numbers)

other set of slides please

3353-binary.pdf

HUGE CONCEPT #1

ANYTHING IN NUMBERS
yields
HUGE(R) CONCEPT #2

HUGE(R) CONCEPT #2

All computers do is follow a very
precise list of instructions that one or
more people wrote.

What is programming

Changing your lockscreen
Writer/Word/Google Docs
Calc/Excel
HTML/CSS
Bash
PHP/MYSQL/Javascript
Python/Perl/Ruby interpreted/scripted
C compiled
Assembly (00 4E A3 77 8C 0A etc)

Understanding Power

• 10 PRINT “John is AWESOME”;
• 20 GOTO 10

Computers

The smartest and dumbest things in the world.

Teaching the robots to escape

1) If there's a door in arms-reach, exit – you're done, else
2) If you can, take one step forward then goto 1), else
3) Rotate to the left until there's not a wall in front of you
then goto 1)

(this will get you out of any “regular” empty room)

An almost random bit on recursion

In computers, it's actually okay to define something with itself.
PSUEDOCODE!

• Define function=”EscapeFromRoom”{
• 1) If there's a door in arms-reach, exit – you're done, else
• 2) If you can, take one step forward then EscapeFromRoom, else
• 3) Rotate to the left until there's not a wall in front of you then EscapeFromRoom
• }

(this will get you out of any “regular” empty room)

Here we go

Go to the store; if they have 2% lactose free
chocolate milk, then get me a carton.

CODE, again

• go to the store;
• if [[ they have 2% lactose free chocolate milk]]
• then
• get me a carton.

That was, computers are dumb.

On to: Computers can fake being very smart

The Magic Genie

Recursion, trees, and AI.

AKA

AI is (not) extremely impressive

Let's go..

Making a computer a genius in 4 steps

• {0) Start with “Is it Batman”?}
• 1) Ask my (yes/no) questions down the tree
• 2) If win, “yay”
• 3) If lose, add/replace new last question to one for which my guess was wrong and her

guess was right (optionally, try to be general or“half-y”?)
- repeat until genius

The Magic Genie

(can be used for evil too...)

What about instead of

“Is your person a DC character?”
you ask real questions about real people?
(more on this later, but this demonstrates why
surveillance is easy and anonymity is hard.)

So then...

AI?

Alan Turing

Alan Turing

Not Alan Turing

How to sound smart..

“Lots of very simple instructions...

can add up to to complex computations.”
“Turing Machine (Turing Completeness)”
(an infinite tape w/ simple instructions)

“Lots of very simple instructions ...

can add up to complex computations.”
“Lambda Calculus”
(mathy way to express the above; this is
literally all you have to know)

What this really means:

Choice of "computer language" is not that important;
(IN THE ABSTRACT)
Most languages (if not specialized)
can do anything any language can do
(that's the point of computers)

What this really REALLY means:

ALL of this is VERY fluid.
That's the point of a General Purpose Machine
To hack, and to find different uses, and
to do things in different ways.

A.I. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE!

- up for debate but, history tells a lot; I'd
suggest people “move the goalposts” a lot.
“Tests”
- games like Chess
or...

The Turing Test

Simplest expression:
Could a computer (typing/chatting online)
fool a human into thinking it was a human?